My Favorite Word...

is Fuck.

My last blog may have given the wrong impression. I put that "Weather in Wisconsin is a wiley f***er". I should not have added the asterisks as fuck truly is my favorite word and should not be hidden away like that lube bottle you keep in your room. Fuck can be anything you want it to be and express all emotions just like "Forget about it" as described in Donnie Brasco:

FBI Technician: What's forget about it?
Donnie Brasco: Forget about it is like if you agree with someone, you know, like Raquel Welch is one great piece of ass, forget about it. But then, if you disagree, like a Lincoln is better than a Cadillac? Forget about it! you know? But then, it's also like if something's the greatest thing in the world, like mingia, those peppers, forget about it. But it's also like saying Go to hell! too. Like, you know, like "Hey Paulie, you got a one inch pecker?" and Paulie says "Forget about it!"
Sometimes it just means forget about it.

The definition of "fuck" (circa 1503 and from the Dutch fokken meaning to breed as in cattle and from the Swedish fokka meaning to copulate, however, "fuck up' and "fuck off" did not come into play until 1929 and 1945 respectively), whether verb or noun, starts with either usually obscene or usually vulgar. This definition being by favorite:

2 b usually vulgar —used especially with the as a meaningless intensive (what the fuck do they want from me)

This is from the Merriam-Webster online dictionary, which I suggest using for all of your definition, thesaurus, translation needs. Now, naturally, I do not agree with the usually obscene or usually vulgar part of the definition. Perhaps it isn't right but I feel like the word has come a long way from its obscene and vulgar roots to become what it was supposed to become...the best word in every language. I know the word is still looked at as somewhat socially unacceptable but that just means we need to band together and keep using it as casually as one should. We will one day get it to the level of acceptability this fucker wants it to be at (ok, so I am going out on a limb here but just roll with me). One day "fuck" will be used by all leaders in this world and it will trickle down to church goers and school teachers alike. Children will yell "fuck" as they playfully run through the garden sprinkler on a blissful summer afternoon. "Fuck" will be the new "Grease". "Fuck" is the word, my friends...Fuck is the word.

Aside: This fucker does not actually fucking condone children using the word "fuck". That was merely a fucking rant and a fucking bad joke, but a fucking joke nonetheless. I fucking apologize for offending any of you fuckers who found that fucking offensive and I fucking feel bad for your fucking horrible fucking sense of fucking humor. Fuck! ;)