Ok, Now It's Getting Serious

And by this I mean my weight gain. Fatty2Fatty is tipping a little higher than she would like to (notice how that was not spelled P-H-A-T). Ok, so I guess I shouldn't call myself FAT but I currently am the biggest I have ever been. It could be worse, yes, but I have noticed clothes not just fitting tighter but fitting so strangely that they just don't look right with weird bulges due to the fact that my love handles have taken over my mid-section.

"But what about all of that stuff earlier in your blog about how you were working out and it was going to stick?" you ask. Good question, I say. An "A" to you for pointing out my too quickly made statements of yesteryear. Yes, I have fallen off the wagon. I started slowing down before I went on my vacation to lovely Omaha, NE and when I didn't work out for a week there, it was all over.

"So, how are you going to get back on that wagon?" you ask. Well, another good question, I say. So far I have had the help of Mike's wonderful mother, Mary, coupled with the effervescent life we lead in No Money-ville where we live on the corner of Broke as a Joke and Livin' on a Prayer. So, basically, we have awesome veggies from Mary's garden which is all we have to eat right now which should get me on the right path to losing a bit of weight. I am keeping my fingers crossed. Now, I do plan to get my butt moving on the elliptical again but I realized that it gets boring which is why I slowed down before I even left for Omaha. My plan is to buy the 3 "So, You Think You Can Dance" workout videos because they just teach you different dances which would be fun. Also, I am contemplating getting the "Flirty Girl Fitness" workout videos where they show you stripper moves (I believe you can even get a pole with the DVDs) to lose weight. Obviously this could be beneficial to other aspects of my life so I am seriously contemplating it and I will probably end up buying it (it is only $10 + extra for the pole, I think).

However this gets done, it going to get done cause I just can't have this and as you all know at this point, I do not deprive myself of much so working out (with somewhat of a cut back in the amount of food I eat) is the only way to get it done. Hopefully, I can afford these workout videos soon. Oh, and mom, if you are reading this, where is our hoola hoop?