Don't know if you've noticed...

but I have not started my workout posts which means I have not started my workout regimen...yet. Yes, I do still plan on doing that, especially since the crotch of the pants I am currently wearing at work today insists on being wide open. The pants are zippered, oh yes, but the flap refuses to cover said zipper. I can't really blame the pants, though, can I? Nope. I am sure the pants want to cover their zipper...perhaps it is cold or just doesn't like feeling exposed. Regardless, it is not the pants' fault. No, clearly at fault in this situation are my ever widening hips and incredibly bulbous ass (also ever widening and taking over the lower region of my body).

I know, I know, why don't I just get my ass (and all the other exponentially growing parts) together and just workout already? It is what people like to call lack of motivation, laziness, indolence, soth, inertia, idleness, listlessness, sluggishness, goldbricking...you get the idea. And actually this week, I believe it has to do with the fact that these last couple of weekends have entailed copious amounts of alcohol that are catching up with me, bringing my cold back worse than it was before and giving me the worst case of exhaustion I have felt in a long time.

There has also been so much going on this summer that I never seem to fully recover before the next weekend approaches and it is balls-to-the-wall types of entertainment and stimulus again. I believe that I have had 2, count them, 2 weekends this entire summer that I have actually had nothing planned. I believe I did not move from my couch those 2 entire weekends. It will not let up until about mid-October either. Last weekend, Lauren and other friends were in town and we had our 1st Annual Dunk Tank Extravaganza (best $30 spent probably ever, besides shoes, of course) and the weekend before, Claire was in town for a birthday dinner and night out where the evening was spent "living moment to moment" courtesy of Kari. This weekend I have a bachelorette party in the cities for Mariah's sister Shannon, next weekend is the wedding for said bachelorette in Rochester, MN and then I will have my neice, Kaina, for her birthday weekend. I have the first weekend in October off and then the following, I will be in Chicago to see Kathy Griffin with Elena.

So, anyway, what was I talking about...oh, yeah, working out...gotta keep on top of it. Hopefully I will have some energy tonight to devote to it but if not, I am thinking next week to start?? Oh, shit...